alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via lets-go-to-neverland)

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via thetasteofinkisgettingold)

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh, via antipoetical)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: prouvarian, via refreshes)