yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via galaxys-princess)

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via badat-being-good)

officialbaio:

étudier….

etud…

etu…

et…

e…

d…

dor…

dorm…

dormir.

(via flirtzy)

damndudeeee:

the creatures are very very very important to me and my overall happiness

(via novagami)

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via livebetter-smilebrighter)

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: twerkingtargaryens, via givingmeareason)